Sunday, January 29, 2006

Another one from my mom.

Another one from my mom, this time there is a set up...

Watch this until Sylvestor catches Tweety...(wait for it. It's worth it)... then scroll down.
This was an idiot test. How long did you watch?

0-2 seconds - there's hope for you

2-5 seconds - having a bad day?

5-10 seconds - are you maybe just a slow reader?

10-20 seconds - remedial classes are nothing to be ashamed of

20-30 seconds - it is recommended that you don't breed.
30 sec-1 min - Management material

1-2 min - The equivalent of the average house plant

2-5 min - Good afternoon Mr Bush

5 min-1 hr - Dead people score in this range

1hr plus - congratulations. You have a negative IQ. To find out what your prize is, watch bugs until he finishes his carrot...

Again, someone actually started this chian going somewhere along the line...

spam from my mom













My mom gets these. Sometimes their funny, usually their not. THis is supposed to be a new tax form. To think someone actually went to the trouble of making this, but then, I guess i'm taking the time to write about it. What's up with that?

Sunday, January 15, 2006

todays not in the Spam Folder

I got this one in my regular mail box today. I'm surprised they want to splite it 25/75. I mean come on. I would want at least 40% to do this.


Dear Friend,

Greeting to you.

I wish to accost you with a request that would be of immense benefit to both of us. Being an executor of wills, it is possible that we may be tempted to make fortune out of our client's situations, when we cannot help it, or left with no better option. The issue I am presenting
to you is a case of my client who willed a fortune to his next-of-kin. It was most unfortunate that he and his next-of-kin died on the same day in the Sharja plane crash of Tuesday 10 February 2004. I am now faced with confusion of who to pass the fortune to.

According to the English law, the fortune is supposed to be bequeathed to the government. However, I don't belong to that school of thought which proposes that the fortune of unlucky people be given to the government.My purpose of contacting you is to seek your acting as the
beneficiary of the will, and lay claim the legacy of $12.4million,which this unfortunate client of mine bequeathed to his next-of-kin. For now, I alone know about his will,as my client has great confidence in me.

Everything will be left between you and I. The share would be 25% for you and 75% for me. I would want to take care of the needy and less privileged,as this is my primary objective. All I have to do is amend the will to make you the beneficiary to the $12.4million legacy.

Again, I feel that you may be apprehensive and consider this amount too big for you to defend. It does not matter, as there are documents to back it up. This is a legacy being passed on to a next-of-kin. As I am not very sure of getting your consent on the issue I prefer not to divulge my full identity so as not to risk being disbarred.

The English Bar considers it a breach of the oath of the English Bar. I need not emphasize to you that the sensitivity of this issue need not be toyed with by neglecting its confidentiality. I therefore appeal to you not discuss this request with anybody, even if you decline my request.Until I am sure of your consent and full cooperation, I would prefer that we maintain correspondence by email. At this point I want to assure you that your true consent, full cooperation and confidentiality are all that are required for us to take full advantage of his opportunity.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Yours truly

Benedith morgan Esq.
Just in case you want to e-mail them.
Benedith Morgan

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Results from SPAM

I actually reported some spam to a hosting service and Ebay, and the site was torn down in a matter of hours. Very cool.

This was the e-mail train.

This site has been removed from our hosting services for violations of our
TOS (Terms of Service). Additionally, all sites associated with the email
address used to sign up for hosting have been removed. Thank you for
bringing this to our attention.

Support @ 100free
from:
> This e-mail cam from someon linking to your hosting service. they are
> trying to conduct fraud posing as an E-mail from E-bay. I suggest you
> handle this.
>
> I am CC'ing E-Bay for their information.
>
>
>
> ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> From: Greg Stewart
> Date: Jan 10, 2006 11:50 AM
> Subject: Re: Question From eBay Member
> To: "eBay Member: Jell"
>
> You really think this is funny? Your hosting account is in the sign-in
> link. I've already reported it to them as fraud.
>
> On 1/10/06, eBay Member: Jell wrote:
>>
>>
>> Your registered name is included to show this message originated from
>> eBay. Learn
>> more.
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>> this
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>> using
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>> from eBay Member Item: (6436472319
>> ) This
>> message was sent while the listing was *active*. Jell is a *potential
>> buyer*.
>>
>> Hello ,
>>
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Monday, January 09, 2006

I hate to do this but I'm trying ADSense on you. So it's more SPAM, not of the Can, but now as an ad on this site. I hate to do this to you all, but I need to test this product and see how it works. So, if you hate it, let me know, and if you don't care, then let me know. It is after all, about the SPAM, not of the can.

xoxo

Sunday, January 08, 2006

My B-Day

This one caught my eye today. the "event" their describing happened on my Birthday....

mmenenita2004

More options 10:36 am (7 hours ago)

Dear Respected one,

My name is Madam Villaran. Nenita. A complete citizen of the Philippines, widow to the late former minister of finance in Philippine who died on 15th of May 2002.

My husband fell sick and he was flown to France for treatment but later died of ulcer and he has been buried.

I inherited a total sum of 12.3 million dollars from my late husband; this money which is concealed in a metallic trunk box is deposited with a security and finance company here in Philippine. Due to the instruction I laid down before I deposited the box, that I needed maximum security/safety of my consignment and no body nor government organization can trace the where about of the box until I am ready and prepare to claim it. for this reason the security company used their diplomatic means to send the box out of Philippines to Abidjan- Cote d'Ivoire where they have t heir undergr ound secrete vault.

This deposit was coded under a secret arrangement as a family treasure. This means that the ecurity company does not know the content of this trunk box that was sent from the Philippine to Abidjan-Cote d'Ivoire under a diplomatic coverage for safe keeping.

My main purpose of sending you this mail is because of the way I found you and perhaps trustworthy to give you this priority of shipping the box of money to any address that you think is very secure and save in your country with your percentage of which we shall chat on soon.

In fact, since the death of my husband, his brothers has been seriously chasing me around ith onstant treats, trying to suppress me so that they might have the documents of his landed properties and confiscate them. They have successfully collected all his properties, yet they never stopped there, they told me to surrender all bank account of my late husband, which I did, but I ne ver disclo se to them this deposit with the security company in Abidjan-Cote d'Ivoire, because this is where my future and destiny lies upon.

The family of my late husband never aware of the secret existence of this deposit which I made with the security company and they can never be aware of it.

Out of fear of my late husbands family, and when the situation becomes uncontrollable because of pressure on me from the Government of the Philippines, I decide to look for a trustworthy person who could assist me retrieve this box of money from the security company for onward lodgement
into his account for the purpose of future investment. Consider my situation as a widow and come to my rescue.

There is need for urgent action because I'm paying $50 dollars per day as a demurrage to the security company for safe keeping this consignment.

I give thanks immensely for your co-operation as I look forward to hear from you soon.Here is my private email address ( m_villaran2005@yahoo.com.ph )



All the best,
Madam Villaran. Nenita.

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Saturday, January 07, 2006

Nigeria calling

Geez, another one.

This one is from Nigeria. I wonder if they applied half the energy of writing this to trying to learn something or apply themselves to something productive. Surly there can't be anyone responding to these?

DEAR SIR/MADAM

Before I introduce myself, I wish to inform you that this letter is not
a hoax mail and I urge you to treat it serious. This letter must come to
you as a big surprise, but I believe it is only a day that people meet and
become great friends and business partners. My name is Mr. Mike okoro,
the present branch Manager of a bank here in nigeria. I write you this proposal
in good faith, believing that I can trust you with the information I am
about to reveal to you. Like I said, I have a transaction that will benefit
both of us, as your assistance is required as a foreigner.

I use to head the Accounts department union bank head office, but last December
I was asked to take position of a Manager of our branch in lagos who passed
on, so that was how I became the present Manager and discovered a fortune.
As I resumed duty, I discovered an account with total sum of $2,100,000
million that has not been operated on for the past 4 years. From my investigation,
I found out that this account belongs to one Late Mr. Morris Thompson an
American great industrialist and a resident of Alaska, who unfortunately
lost his life in the plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight 261 which crashed
on January 31 2000, including his wife and only daughter. You shall read
more news about the crash on visiting this site which I got during my investigation;


The account is escrow call account, a secret type of account in my bank
and no other person knows about this account or any thing concerning it,
the account has no other beneficiary. I have kept a close monitoring of
the account since then and nobody has come forward to ask about the money
as next of kin to the late Mr. Morris Thompson, meaning that no one is aware
of the account. I cannot directly take out this money without the help
of a foreigner and that is why I am contacting you for an assistance to
claim the funds and share it with me. As the Manager of my bank branch,
I have the power to influence the release of the funds to any foreigner
that comes up as the next of kin to the account, with the correct information
concerning the account, which I shall give you.

I am seeking your co-operation to present you as the next of kin to the
account, so that my bank head quarters will release the funds to you. There
is practically no risk involved, the transaction will be executed under
a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law.

If you accept to work with me, I want you to state how you wish us to share
the funds in percentage, so that both parties will be satisfied. Contact
me as soon as you receive this message if you feel we can work together,
so we can go over the details. Thanking you in advance and may God bless
you. Please, treat with utmost confidentiality. I wait your urgent response.
My private e mails
Best Regards
Mike Okoro

Today's Spam

Today's SPAM, nothing to exciting, but I expect more soon...Probably later today.


Good day!

Upon special auditing panel set-up by the Boards of directors of my bank ABN-AMRO BANK LTD (Amsterdam, The Netherlands) to investigate all credit account operated by it costumers, that has been in operation for the last five (5) years. I discover a credit account with A/C N0: NL85ABNA6008341843 floating with a huge funds amounting to(7,467,000.00 Euros).

On further trace I came across the file and found out that the true owner of this funds is Mr. Andreas Schranner, a German who was a property magnate unfortunately lost his life, including his wife and their daughter in the plane crash (German Concorde Flight AF4590) which crashed on July 31st 2000 killing all 109 people on board.

For more information visit the web link below:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm

I have been monitoring this account ever since I discovered this information and found out that nobody has ever came on behalf of the Late Mr. Andreas Schranner as is next of kin for this fund.
I am contacting you as a reliable partner to execute this transaction with me. Upon your acceptance, I will provide you with his account file information’s and documents of deposit of the account and a text of application you will submit to the bank and I will then instruct you on how to claim as the next of kin to the late Mr. Andreas Schranner, so that the funds could be transfer to your overseas A/C, without any question arising from the bank.

And for your information, the transfer payment to apply for as the next of kin should be Two Million Five Hundred Thousand And Fifty Five Euros (2.5,000,055.00 Euros). As soon as you confirm your interest and co-operation with me, I will give you guidelines on how you can transact with the bank for the approval of the funds to your A/C. For more details reply to my personal mailbox: ryanf-vandam@lycos.com

Regards
Ryan F. Van Dam
Auditor (Abn-Amro Bank)
Amsterdam, The Netherlands.

infoastrachemical01
<infoastrachemical01@babbalu.com>
More options 7:32 am (2 hours ago)
From:Astra Chemicals Ltd
From:Astra Chemicals Ltd
Building No. 13,
Dongsheng Industrial Park,
Xiaolan Town, Zhongshan, P R China

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am Mr.Michael Prezbindowski.My company Astra
Chemicals was established in 2002.Astra Chemicals is
an innovative, reliable supplier and manufacturer of
high quality biochemicals, amino acids, pharmaceutical
intermediates,herb extracts, oleochemicals,
agrochemicals, dyes and pigments, industrial and
specialty chemicals, surfactants and cleaning
chemicals, for scientific and industrial
applications.Through our commitment to innovation,
cutting-edge technology, high quality products and
industry leading service excellence we are able to
deliver significant advantage to our global customers
and partners.

Astra Chemicals' extensive knowledge and understanding
of the China chemical and pharmaceutical industries is
convincing. This, coupled with our expertise in those
key areas of procurement, supply-chain, and logistics
to create a truly world-class team for quality
chemical and pharmaceutical products in China.

Astra Chemicals creates advantage in several ways:High
Quality Products Delivering excellent value, high
quality products to create superior added value for
our customers is one of the fundamentals of our
business model. Our products are manufactured and
supplied to consistently high standards including ISO
9000 and ISO 14000.

I write to solicit your assistance in working with me
as my payment agent who can help us establish a
medium of getting to my customers in Canada,
America,and Europe as well as making payments through
you to me.You will be paid 10% of every payment made
through you to me.Subject to your satisfaction you
will be given the opportunity to negotiate your mode
of which we will pay for your services as my
Representative/Payment Agent.
Please if you are interested forward to me your
phone/fax number and your full contact address.

Thank you as i await your further response.
Faithfully Yours,
Mr.Michael Prezbindowski


Tony Brown

Sir/Madam,

However strange or surprising this contact might seem to you as we have not
met personally or had any dealings with you in the past. I must apologize
for intruding into your private email address, but I humbly ask that you
take due consideration of its importance and immense benefit it will be to
you.

I am a legal consultant/broker based in South Africa. I am currently
representing some members of the Independent Committee of Eminent Persons
(ICEP), Switzerland. (ICEP) is charged with the responsibility of finding
bank accounts in Switzerland belonging to non-Swiss indigenes, which have
remained dormant since World War II. For more information check:
www.dormantaccounts.ch

A dormant account with the sum of Forty Five Million United States Dollars
($45M) as discovered by clients/close associates who are members of (ICEP).

The money included accumulated interest. They needed my assistance since the
transfer can be made easily with my supervision as an experienced broker. My
clients at (ICEP) have confided in me to look for a foreign partner that
will help in putting the funds into the banking system and also assist in
investing the funds into profitable business ventures for mutual benefits.

Since my clients at the (ICEP), Switzerland have mandated me to look for a
foreign partner and that is my aim for contacting you. Please do not despair
because I got your email address from a business advertising website on the
Internet before making my contact with you. I do not intend to fail my
client because I have been a very close associate and legal consultant to
them for the past 20 years.

Bear in mind that we also have well-established contacts at the Claims
Resolution Tribunal (CRT) responsible for handling processing of all claims
on accounts due to non-Swiss citizens. Whereas, uncomplicated claims will be
processed under a "fast track" procedure, which is the procedure, our claims
will be put on.

I have also made contacts with the Trust Company responsible for Dormant
Account Recovery (DAR) in the United Kingdom and also concluded final
arrangements with them to take over the funds by a new beneficiary legally.

As an experienced broker and working with top executive members of (ICEP)
who are also my close associates, I have all secret details and necessary
contacts for claim of the funds without any hitch.

We are willing to offer you as much as 20% of the entire funds and after the
transaction has been completed. There is no risk involved in this
transaction and all the process of the administrative claims will be legally
achieved to transfer the funds in your name as the new beneficiary.

In conclusion, if you are willing and ready to assist us claim the dormant
account smoothly, please indicate in your return reply mail to
or fax number +27-11-5076847 and I will furnish
you with more details on how the transaction will be completed including my
contact telephone number so that you can call me for questions and
clarifications where necessary. We also look forward to doing more deals
with you.

Warm regards,

Tony Brown.

brown smith



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This Blog is dedicated to...

This Blog is dedicated to all that junk we get in our e-mail boxes and guestbooks.

The SPAM not of the Can.

I figure, if people are sending it to us, it must of been important enough to write in the first place, so it must be archived! At least a little bit.

Somewhere, there really is some evil dictators widow who really can't get access to the Nigerian money locked away in a Swiss bank account and, well, I just wanted to make a permanent record of them as I get them.

I think I'll put commentary in them too, just for the fun of it.

Enjoy.